Well look no further we have a foolproof way to show you how to obtain your goal. We at Saint Particks Lifeteen Gym have developed a retreat that can get you into the best spiritual shape of your life so that you can eventually reach your goal of sainthood. For the low price of $50.00 you can be apart of this retreat and receive this special training. That price includes transportation, room and food for two nights and three days, and access to the many activities that the beautiful Sky Ranch has to offer. But more importantly you receive the training you need to get yourself off that couch and back into the Spiritual Game. But we are limited to 30 spots so please sign up as soon as possible because these spots go fast. 
For more information or to register contact Ryan Buchanan.